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"Sit Down and Shut Up or Don't Sit by Me" written by Dennis Dermody is an article that is both entertaining and engaging. The author catches the readers attention right away with his title. By writing it in a sarcastic and comedic tone, with the continuous use of real life observation and metaphors, he manages to keep us drawn till the very end.